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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Raider[/i] [br]John goes to the doctor on a Friday morning and says "Doc I need a double dose of Viagra!" The Doc replies, "I'm sorry sir there is no way I can give you a double dose as it may have severe side affects." John states, "Doc, I don't think you understand, my ex wife will be in town tonight, my girlfriend is visiting on Saturday, and my wife returns home Sunday night." Having heard this the Doc complies with his request but tells John that he [u]MUST[/u] be in for a checkup on Monday. John agrees, takes the double dose, and heads home. Monday roles around and John returns to the doctor for his checkup. When the doctor comes in he notices John has his right arm in a sling. The doctor quickly asks the man, "What has happened to your arm?" John replies, "No one showed up!" [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.