John goes to the doctor on a Friday morning and says "Doc I need a double dose of Viagra!"
The Doc replies, "I'm sorry sir there is no way I can give you a double dose as it may have severe side affects."
John states, "Doc, I don't think you understand, my ex wife will be in town tonight, my girlfriend is visiting on Saturday, and my wife returns home Sunday night."
Having heard this the Doc complies with his request but tells John that he MUST be in for a checkup on Monday.
John agrees, takes the double dose, and heads home.
Monday roles around and John returns to the doctor for his checkup. When the doctor comes in he notices John has his right arm in a sling. The doctor quickly asks the man, "What has happened to your arm?"
John replies, "No one showed up!" |
The Doctor's Appt.
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 13:44:08
